hi shelby---i am robbie and just wanted to say hi----dont have no fancy pickup lines or anything like that---DONT CARE ABOUT CARS TO MUCH BY THE WAY AFTER READING your profile either hahahah---wow u was blunt on that one which i actually really like----well enough rambling---yes u dont know me----and yes i know its a hell of a long shot if you even respond to me writing this email----i mean i am 11 years older then you, YOU ARE WAY BETTER LOOKING AND YOU PROBABLY HAVE ALOT MORE MONEY THEN ME----damn why am i even writing this again-----anyway if you cant tell by my sarcasm by now ---i try to be funny, have a good time, love the sports bar thing and dont like the club thing so we have at least that in common-----hope to hear from u soon --Robbie
*Pessimism is such a turn on!
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i took a pic of my willy, wanna see it?!X
*ummmmmmmm…..noooooooooo…thanks bye
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You are a living angel that should always be cherished for not only your beauty on the outside but where it counts most and that is in your HEART!!!!!!!!!!!! Your so beautiful I so hope and pray that your B/F treats you like the Angel you are and that he always realizes what he has so that he can always give you the LOVE and SUPPORT and most of all the RESPECT you so deserve. So Angel what's your Major I'm in Law Curt
*Wow that’s one hell of a subject change there….
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Thought I would leave you message because I'm interested in getting to know you more personally. Now before I get into this... if you ain't down with readin this than might as well stop now cause if you ain't got time to read this, you don't have time for me feel me, just bein real hun. After reading this why not take some more time to read my page to understand a little more about me. Also I stress the fact you shouldn't assume anything you don't about. I know this might be a long message but read it all, I usually don't write this much to just anyone so take that as a compliment iight heh. Just so you understand I am not like these other fellas on here or other people period. I am real and I want real, as simple as it's said. I don't waste time and I get straight to the point at hand. People these days walk around not realizing that they can't just waste time like nothing's going to happen ya know? I don't worry about dying but I do fear death because at my time right now I have too much too live for just like most younger people. I don't worry about dying every second of the day, nor do i waste time which i stress the fact. Once you die thats it, nothing else you can do. All you can do is hope you do everything you wanted to do or as much as you can. See the funny thing is that most people don't think someone would really type that much, thats why I'm different. Whats up is what I stated in the message, you feelin me?I like me a confident woman who knows what she wants and who ain't afraid to be a confident and honest woman. She can't play any childish games, she knows how to have fun and be serious when need be. I know how to respect a female with real love and honest. Just check my page out after you read this and you will see what I mean. If you're down for a real man than get at me with your number so we can talk. I only use myspace to meet people. Let me know what you're down with cuz I'm down for whatever, be real with me. Don't be afraid of giving your number out either, like I said I ain't like these other guys on here who try to spit some cheesy ass line to win you over so don't worry. Let me know how you feel/think when you read this iight. Hit me up asap. Name's Vaughn too. Oh and one more thing, know not to take this message to seriously. It's mainly about keeping my options open. It's like a request for anything kind of thing.
*Good lord…high maintenance much?!?!?!
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excuse me pretty lady, i dont know if you into black guys or not, but i was wondering if you wasnt busy later on today or tomorrow if we could get married real quick
*Sorry I only marry complete strangers on Tuesdays…and it’s Thursday…seems you missed the deadline…sad
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wow, damb, hot and fast just like a car! well i wish i can drive you!
*I hate you!
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your so sexy I think we should go to my bed and play a game
*Yup hate you too
saw your pics checked out your page u seem interesting but are you intrested or have you ever been in black guys i think so... from your smile i dont have any pics up currently but i would not let u down.... lol... but maybe in a few days i should in the meantime we can just talk if its okay with you if not i'll get the point.
*Did he just say my smile makes him believe I’m attracted to black men? Where is the correlation there????
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Hi. You sound great. I wear hammer pants, carry a fanny pack, am 4 foot tall and for work I am the guy they shoot out of cannons at the circus. Interested?haha kidding. Let's see. I'm 6'4", blue eyes, athletic build and am your not-so-typical work hard, play hard type. I'm well traveled and well educated. I'm heading out to walk my entourage of poodles in tutu's buttake a look. I hope to hear from you. Charles
*What a strange…strange sense of humor
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sweet. dj tiesto rules! when i used to dj i mixed his stuff all the time. have you ever caught him live?*No I’m pretty sure that’s kidnapping…not my cup of tea
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hey sexy whats up, do you love to go to partys calm or wild ones? do you love wearing high heeels and dressing up sexy and whats your aol aim or yahoo screen name hit me back?
*Creepy Mccreeperson here…
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HEY GIRL I TRIED TO SEEN U A FRIEND REQUEST BUT I DONT KNOW UR LAST NAME OR E-MAIL. MY NAME IS DOUG AND IM FROM NEWNAN GA. I WOULD LIKE TO BE UR FRIEND AND IM NOT TRYING TO FREAK U OUT. I HAVE A GIRL, BUT SHE KNOWS I HAVE FRIENDS ITS O. K. THANKS DOUG
*Yes but does she know you browse myspace to find new friends?
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I would love to know you better?????????????your smile ????????????jeff
*That’s a whole lot of question marks for someone who didn’t ask a question!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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HI gorgeous.. wats up.. i wanna kno u cuz u cut my eyes.. please reply back
*I cut his eyes? Is that a compliment or should I be apologizing?!?!
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Are you accepting new friends application at the moment?Regards,Mirza
*Only if you send me 3 personal references as well as 5 work related references. I’ll also need a blood and urine sample as to test for drugs and for the DNA test. Once you have that information I’ll review it with the board and we’ll decide if you’re a good candidate for friendship. The odds aren’t looking that great at the moment though.
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hi,shelby.beauty, u are!ure a pretty nice girl!im bill, a chinese, and wanna be ur friend,please add mehope u could travel to China this year, to beijing and to Guilin, and i could be ur guidelooking forward to ur reply!waiting for u...bill
*Uhhhh yea rain check
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hello,how are u? i like to be a friend of urs, and also am a new person in is place, so pls e_mail me so dat we can talk about life, let me tell somethings u dont konwn, so pls e_mail me so dat we can talk, tank u.
*How about I teach you some things you obviously don’t know…like the English language…we might get further in conversation if I thought you were capable of speaking it.
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you must get a lot of jerks on here trying to talk to you :-(
*Ding ding ding ding we have a winner….Tell him what he wins bob!
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megustaria ser tu amigo por que no tengo amigos estare esperando tu respuesta ok
*ok I know amigo and I know ok other than that this may be creepy or it may not…I have no idea so I put it on here just in case hehe
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“Well, after you get done reading the fifty emails from loser guys telling you that they’re newly divorced and looking for a job and a new wife, I wanted to send you something a little different. Amway’s, I’m 28, I’m happy, well-adjusted, and I have a refreshing abundance of personality. (I hope you like laughing a lot. I saw you like "Family Guy" in your profile, so I certainly hope so. )I thought you might make an interesting friend, so let’s talk and find out if getting a delicious cup of fun with me is better than dating old men from Tallahassee…. ” Brett
*I’ve never dated old men from Tallahassee, so the comparison would be kind of hard to make….although I do love a good cup of fun hehe
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How are u doing pretty? When I saw your pics my eyes was full of tears, my brain is spinning like an engine of a car running, my mouth and mind speechless. You are beautiful like an angel. I want u to kno that there is no pretty girls in this world who can attract me than u wow. Please reply .. I wanna kno u..
* I love making men cry…mwahaha
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You dont know me i was just chillin on the browse and seen your pic and thought that i would hit you up,, i didnt get to update my pics but if you see what you like then hola.. hope to see your response,,yeah im blk and italian
*If I see what I like? “You’re a sore for sight eyes!” It’s the backwards game!!!! Oh how fun!
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hey your picture kinda caught my eye, so i thought i would say hello... im relatively new to Alabama and just moved from Georgia, so I was just wantin to say hi and talk to somebody new! and this is sorta random, but i got a question for ya... im talkin to a girl - friend right now and she just dared me to do somethin... i got a pic of myself that she took (way back when we were goin out) of me in my boxer briefs and she don't think i will put it up in the pics on my page... so she dared me to do itu think i should take the dare and do it? by the way, we are over and everything... me and her
*Really?!?!? Really dude?!?!?
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