Second round up of emails

Since I got such praise over the first batch...here is the second roundup of crazy emails...don't worry I've got 600 pages of these and I'm only on page 50...Enjoy!!!


Hey,No you don't know me, and I'm hoping i can draw a distinct line between maintaining class but at the same time not coming across like the other creeps on here. In order to do this, I realize I have to write something unique, but to make it even easier just be honest. I really have nothing to lose so sometimes I figure it is a good thing to put yourself out on a limb. I'm hoping to God it doesn't snap lol. Life seems really complex sometimes but we overestimate the fact that if we really want something all we need to do is really ask but ask in a humble way. There are so many people out there that are really just afraid to ask so they never get what it is they are seeking. Am I a people person? Absolutely I love helping people work out problems and have always considered myself to be blessed, considering all the gifts I have recieved. I didn't get to this mindset or develop my personality living a peachy sheltered life either (though I was brought up in a very good family). I have learned that life is so short and doing the right things always left a lasting high more than anything tangible. No drug nor drink could ever bring me to the high I feel when I connect with someone and truly listen. Not to say I never got crunk and didnt ball out of control, but I had to leave that life behind to work my way to the top. Fun memories and the building of ones character is what I got from living that club life. God shined his light in the early grey of a hangover. I did this over and over expected different results. If you are into that I don't knock it, I just live my life for tomorrow as opposed to always being in the moment and concerned about feeling good. Life is a fight and the strong push through discomfort. If it wasn't rainy and cold some days would we really appreciate the feeling of the beach on a sunny day? I just moved to Atlanta from FL where I took part in the family business. Aside from getting my ass handed to me on a daily basis, I did a little growing and went through some of the hardest times of my life trying to live up to that expectation that I was somehow supposed to be the best at everything I did because of who I was. I decided to move back to civilization after a three year term at my grandfathers company and still have great ties to the company but needed a change in scenery. Something about the change of leaves and it not always being 60 degrees is really refreshing. Something just told me to come back to Atlanta, so I did and now you find this peculiar message in your inbox :> Life is random or so we think it is until we find greater purpose and meaning in the things that are for the most part overlooked on a daily basis. It has always been said that God is in the details. When I got sober I started seeing life through a much clearer lens and realized that my purpose being here goes further than just making money and amassing material possessions. It goes further than finding someone that I can take care of and that can love me just as I love them. Of course these are great things to live for, something I think we all want but the rabbit hole can go as deep as we look. No rabbit hole is not synonymous with Myspace but then again why not? I have been single for some time, not because I smell bad or have bad teeth (haha) but am looking to make a connection with someone that is caring, someone that knows what they want in life (for the most part) and someone that is open to having a relationship with a man that can be the ruler of men but at the same time love to cuddle on a rainy night and watch a movie. I am definitely an alpha male but dont live up to many shallow stereotypes of that label. I would love to think I have a little more substance than most because I have been through so much in my life and have become very strong through these hardships. Obviously I do not put any expectations on anything because that is one way to set yourself up for disappointment, but hey this is life and its full of it. The advantage is having a very good bullshit filter, so you don't have to spend your time sifting through weak links. I not only can be someone that is intimate and sweet, but a pillar of strength and hope when hard times or difficult situations come. I am not cocky or arrogant though people that don't know me might get that impression. Confidence is a positive thing and thats something that I am because I know what I bring to the table. I am not an angel but I work in the light as opposed to the other side. Here's the part where instinct really just plays a role. I myself am a very good judge of character even with a 5 minute phone call. I have so many things I am trying to change so I doubt I am, but I strive to wake up a better man with each passing day and I will say that I am very different than any other 24 year old male you might know. Despite coming across like a goody good, i will regretfully inform you that I was a bad ass at one time in my life but had to grow out of that thinking that I was somehow better and unique. Life is very funny in a way that you will go many different directions, some shortcuts, and others turn out to lead you in the complete opposite direction of where you are trying to go. The important thing is that you are thankful for every moment and just dont make the same mistakes 55 times. All in all I would not be the person today if i had not made so many mistakes but have come out with more gifts . To whom much is given, much is expected. It is a matter of acknowledging that we are blessed and have much to offer; then the next step is to give it away. I am not giving myself away, but i am writing you to put myself in a position to make you laugh with my jokes and funny ass sense of humor. I might come across like a goody good, please do not let this be the case because it definitally isn't. I possess balance like any good man should. Anyways, this is not a scam nor a mass email, I wrote this with the intention of you writing back. No i am not desperate to meet someone, but I figured it wouldnt hurt to get to know someone special. I hope you can take this into account when you read this and think it is too good to be true or you might just think i'm an idiot lol. Nevertheless you decide and hit me back! ______Justin_____
*Ok Someone else can read that and let me know if it says anything important….I got bored after the second line…..
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Dear...i really dont know how to express these buti want you to know that i like your profile and the nice word there and i will love to know more about you and see what future might turn to fate ....sorry i gotta go now and lastly am Said by name.Hope to read from you soon.* Icky*
whats up shelby? how are u doing cutie? im scottie, im from smyrna georgia... do u like shooting pool? would u want to maybe shot some pool somtime tomorrow my treat..
*No thanks
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hey i was just beening nice? i just wanted to see if u want to shot pool somtime?
*Are you questioning your niceness??? Oh and if I don’t reply you can probably just assume the answer is no!
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i am recently divorced looking to meet someone.
*Good luck with that
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You have quite the sticky-outy tongue. Or at least it seems to stick out a lot. Why does it DO that?I had a useless degree as well. I just couldn't get my philosophy shop off the ground to save my life. No one seems to want some good, high-quality philosophy these days, and it's quite a shame. It really is.
*I guess I had a bunch of pictures of me sticking out my tongue at one point?!?! And I’m not sure how psychology is a useless degree but whatever.
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Hey ShelbyLoved the rant about your name and the car. I bet you catch so much unwanted shit over that!ttylJoe
*yea…even the guys that don’t talk about my name somehow talk about my name….
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Hey, I was randomly browsing craig list; and you seemed awesome. Anyways, my short story... I am about to start my second year of law school at Emory. Anyways, how are you doing? what is your story?--Russell
*First of all you found me on myspace…secondly do you really browse Craigs list for women?!?!?!?
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what about the monkey that rides the dog at the dixie stampede? i feel for the dog because that can't be good for his ego.
*uh huh……okie dokie then, good talk
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hey hows it going? whats gas like there?
*It runs cars and lawnmowers…I believe some scooters as well! You’re welcome
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hey i would like toe friends plz.
*Hrmm sounds like a weird fetish thing…I’m not into that sorry!
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I believe you just might have the most amazing smile on this crazy ball of green and blue ..Hey, I'm waving my arms over here to get your attention..is it working? ;)C
*No…no it’s not
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hello shelby,how are you?do you think friendship?loves:)
* Do I think friendship what? Do I think friendship loves???
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Is it your eyes? Is it your smile? All I know is that you're driving me wild.It's okay to quote a song if I wrote it, right? ;)~ C
*No, not when it’s that corny
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*Then you have the persistent ones…..*
1)You really want to meet my mom?Super Troopers? The first 15 mins of that movie is probably in the Top 5 of all movies ever. Just reading it makes me laugh.Your profile is great by the way....Hit me back...
2)one more thing...not to blow you up or anything...but cupcake the kitten is outstanding. what the hell is the matter with that cat?and if you know anything about Stewie...there's only one episode that matters....over.
3)S,There is no way that cat is real.Which wallet is yours?
4)Tell you what...heading out to a "sports bar".If you want to join, txt me 678-777-1938. Use a code name though since I can't answer txts from people I don't know.Use Bad Motherfucker as your name...if you want to join. It was the name of the wallet.Or you can just stay in tonight and watch videos of Cupcake the kitten. By the way, Cupcake is photoshopped.
* Ok I had a video of a cat on my myspace and the cat’s name was cupcake…but what the hell is this wallet thing he keeps talking about?!?!?!
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HEY WAS UP MY NAME IS AARON AND I JUST MOVED TO ALPHARETTA AND IM TRYING TO MEET NEEW PEOPLE AND TRUST ME IM NOT GONNA SAY SHIT ABOUT YOUR NAME I GOT THE HINT BUT IF YOUR INTERESTED IN TALKING MAYBE GET TO KNOW ONE ANOTHER HIT ME UP
*Again…by saying your not going to say anything about my name…you are saying something about my name…and don’t yell at me!
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Your profile inspired this poem...A beautiful girl can make my heart shutter, a glimpse of her eyes would turn me to butter. A conversation with her would be like spreading that butter all over syrupy pancakes and all of the fruit toppings in the world wouldn't be enough to describe how sweet that would be.I know its korny but thats the best i could do lolI like the back porch photos the most ;)I hope to hear back from ya!xoxo
*You can never go wrong comparing a girl to butter on syrupy pancakes….what?!?!?!
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And, I'll clearly refrain from making comments about your name and in relation to the car, etc...Anyways, saw your profile... You are cute, seem cool... why are you still single? Lol... Okay, anyways, I live nearby... I'm actually in Roswell now. Always looking to meet new people. Just wanted to say hello and get a conversation going.Seems we have a lot of the same taste in movies. I love that silly shit. Have you seen "Anchorman" and "Talledega NIghts"... those are two of my favorites, as is "The Big Lebowski". Write back soon!
*Sigh…I give up….
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u should add me and i like ur name and it dont remind me of a car.
*OMG
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Hey you seemed interesting, but you can't be your friend. Well, I just wanted to say cool profile..Topher
*If you can’t be friends with yourself…who can you be friends with?!?!