Thursday, April 1, 2010
Friday, March 19, 2010
Third round of emails.......
hi shelby---i am robbie and just wanted to say hi----dont have no fancy pickup lines or anything like that---DONT CARE ABOUT CARS TO MUCH BY THE WAY AFTER READING your profile either hahahah---wow u was blunt on that one which i actually really like----well enough rambling---yes u dont know me----and yes i know its a hell of a long shot if you even respond to me writing this email----i mean i am 11 years older then you, YOU ARE WAY BETTER LOOKING AND YOU PROBABLY HAVE ALOT MORE MONEY THEN ME----damn why am i even writing this again-----anyway if you cant tell by my sarcasm by now ---i try to be funny, have a good time, love the sports bar thing and dont like the club thing so we have at least that in common-----hope to hear from u soon --Robbie
*Pessimism is such a turn on!
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i took a pic of my willy, wanna see it?!X
*ummmmmmmm…..noooooooooo…thanks bye
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You are a living angel that should always be cherished for not only your beauty on the outside but where it counts most and that is in your HEART!!!!!!!!!!!! Your so beautiful I so hope and pray that your B/F treats you like the Angel you are and that he always realizes what he has so that he can always give you the LOVE and SUPPORT and most of all the RESPECT you so deserve. So Angel what's your Major I'm in Law Curt
*Wow that’s one hell of a subject change there….
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Thought I would leave you message because I'm interested in getting to know you more personally. Now before I get into this... if you ain't down with readin this than might as well stop now cause if you ain't got time to read this, you don't have time for me feel me, just bein real hun. After reading this why not take some more time to read my page to understand a little more about me. Also I stress the fact you shouldn't assume anything you don't about. I know this might be a long message but read it all, I usually don't write this much to just anyone so take that as a compliment iight heh. Just so you understand I am not like these other fellas on here or other people period. I am real and I want real, as simple as it's said. I don't waste time and I get straight to the point at hand. People these days walk around not realizing that they can't just waste time like nothing's going to happen ya know? I don't worry about dying but I do fear death because at my time right now I have too much too live for just like most younger people. I don't worry about dying every second of the day, nor do i waste time which i stress the fact. Once you die thats it, nothing else you can do. All you can do is hope you do everything you wanted to do or as much as you can. See the funny thing is that most people don't think someone would really type that much, thats why I'm different. Whats up is what I stated in the message, you feelin me?I like me a confident woman who knows what she wants and who ain't afraid to be a confident and honest woman. She can't play any childish games, she knows how to have fun and be serious when need be. I know how to respect a female with real love and honest. Just check my page out after you read this and you will see what I mean. If you're down for a real man than get at me with your number so we can talk. I only use myspace to meet people. Let me know what you're down with cuz I'm down for whatever, be real with me. Don't be afraid of giving your number out either, like I said I ain't like these other guys on here who try to spit some cheesy ass line to win you over so don't worry. Let me know how you feel/think when you read this iight. Hit me up asap. Name's Vaughn too. Oh and one more thing, know not to take this message to seriously. It's mainly about keeping my options open. It's like a request for anything kind of thing.
*Good lord…high maintenance much?!?!?!
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excuse me pretty lady, i dont know if you into black guys or not, but i was wondering if you wasnt busy later on today or tomorrow if we could get married real quick
*Sorry I only marry complete strangers on Tuesdays…and it’s Thursday…seems you missed the deadline…sad
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wow, damb, hot and fast just like a car! well i wish i can drive you!
*I hate you!
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your so sexy I think we should go to my bed and play a game
*Yup hate you too
saw your pics checked out your page u seem interesting but are you intrested or have you ever been in black guys i think so... from your smile i dont have any pics up currently but i would not let u down.... lol... but maybe in a few days i should in the meantime we can just talk if its okay with you if not i'll get the point.
*Did he just say my smile makes him believe I’m attracted to black men? Where is the correlation there????
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Hi. You sound great. I wear hammer pants, carry a fanny pack, am 4 foot tall and for work I am the guy they shoot out of cannons at the circus. Interested?haha kidding. Let's see. I'm 6'4", blue eyes, athletic build and am your not-so-typical work hard, play hard type. I'm well traveled and well educated. I'm heading out to walk my entourage of poodles in tutu's buttake a look. I hope to hear from you. Charles
*What a strange…strange sense of humor
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sweet. dj tiesto rules! when i used to dj i mixed his stuff all the time. have you ever caught him live?*No I’m pretty sure that’s kidnapping…not my cup of tea
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hey sexy whats up, do you love to go to partys calm or wild ones? do you love wearing high heeels and dressing up sexy and whats your aol aim or yahoo screen name hit me back?
*Creepy Mccreeperson here…
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HEY GIRL I TRIED TO SEEN U A FRIEND REQUEST BUT I DONT KNOW UR LAST NAME OR E-MAIL. MY NAME IS DOUG AND IM FROM NEWNAN GA. I WOULD LIKE TO BE UR FRIEND AND IM NOT TRYING TO FREAK U OUT. I HAVE A GIRL, BUT SHE KNOWS I HAVE FRIENDS ITS O. K. THANKS DOUG
*Yes but does she know you browse myspace to find new friends?
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I would love to know you better?????????????your smile ????????????jeff
*That’s a whole lot of question marks for someone who didn’t ask a question!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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HI gorgeous.. wats up.. i wanna kno u cuz u cut my eyes.. please reply back
*I cut his eyes? Is that a compliment or should I be apologizing?!?!
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Are you accepting new friends application at the moment?Regards,Mirza
*Only if you send me 3 personal references as well as 5 work related references. I’ll also need a blood and urine sample as to test for drugs and for the DNA test. Once you have that information I’ll review it with the board and we’ll decide if you’re a good candidate for friendship. The odds aren’t looking that great at the moment though.
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hi,shelby.beauty, u are!ure a pretty nice girl!im bill, a chinese, and wanna be ur friend,please add mehope u could travel to China this year, to beijing and to Guilin, and i could be ur guidelooking forward to ur reply!waiting for u...bill
*Uhhhh yea rain check
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hello,how are u? i like to be a friend of urs, and also am a new person in is place, so pls e_mail me so dat we can talk about life, let me tell somethings u dont konwn, so pls e_mail me so dat we can talk, tank u.
*How about I teach you some things you obviously don’t know…like the English language…we might get further in conversation if I thought you were capable of speaking it.
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you must get a lot of jerks on here trying to talk to you :-(
*Ding ding ding ding we have a winner….Tell him what he wins bob!
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megustaria ser tu amigo por que no tengo amigos estare esperando tu respuesta ok
*ok I know amigo and I know ok other than that this may be creepy or it may not…I have no idea so I put it on here just in case hehe
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“Well, after you get done reading the fifty emails from loser guys telling you that they’re newly divorced and looking for a job and a new wife, I wanted to send you something a little different. Amway’s, I’m 28, I’m happy, well-adjusted, and I have a refreshing abundance of personality. (I hope you like laughing a lot. I saw you like "Family Guy" in your profile, so I certainly hope so. )I thought you might make an interesting friend, so let’s talk and find out if getting a delicious cup of fun with me is better than dating old men from Tallahassee…. ” Brett
*I’ve never dated old men from Tallahassee, so the comparison would be kind of hard to make….although I do love a good cup of fun hehe
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How are u doing pretty? When I saw your pics my eyes was full of tears, my brain is spinning like an engine of a car running, my mouth and mind speechless. You are beautiful like an angel. I want u to kno that there is no pretty girls in this world who can attract me than u wow. Please reply .. I wanna kno u..
* I love making men cry…mwahaha
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You dont know me i was just chillin on the browse and seen your pic and thought that i would hit you up,, i didnt get to update my pics but if you see what you like then hola.. hope to see your response,,yeah im blk and italian
*If I see what I like? “You’re a sore for sight eyes!” It’s the backwards game!!!! Oh how fun!
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hey your picture kinda caught my eye, so i thought i would say hello... im relatively new to Alabama and just moved from Georgia, so I was just wantin to say hi and talk to somebody new! and this is sorta random, but i got a question for ya... im talkin to a girl - friend right now and she just dared me to do somethin... i got a pic of myself that she took (way back when we were goin out) of me in my boxer briefs and she don't think i will put it up in the pics on my page... so she dared me to do itu think i should take the dare and do it? by the way, we are over and everything... me and her
*Really?!?!? Really dude?!?!?
*Pessimism is such a turn on!
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i took a pic of my willy, wanna see it?!X
*ummmmmmmm…..noooooooooo…thanks bye
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You are a living angel that should always be cherished for not only your beauty on the outside but where it counts most and that is in your HEART!!!!!!!!!!!! Your so beautiful I so hope and pray that your B/F treats you like the Angel you are and that he always realizes what he has so that he can always give you the LOVE and SUPPORT and most of all the RESPECT you so deserve. So Angel what's your Major I'm in Law Curt
*Wow that’s one hell of a subject change there….
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Thought I would leave you message because I'm interested in getting to know you more personally. Now before I get into this... if you ain't down with readin this than might as well stop now cause if you ain't got time to read this, you don't have time for me feel me, just bein real hun. After reading this why not take some more time to read my page to understand a little more about me. Also I stress the fact you shouldn't assume anything you don't about. I know this might be a long message but read it all, I usually don't write this much to just anyone so take that as a compliment iight heh. Just so you understand I am not like these other fellas on here or other people period. I am real and I want real, as simple as it's said. I don't waste time and I get straight to the point at hand. People these days walk around not realizing that they can't just waste time like nothing's going to happen ya know? I don't worry about dying but I do fear death because at my time right now I have too much too live for just like most younger people. I don't worry about dying every second of the day, nor do i waste time which i stress the fact. Once you die thats it, nothing else you can do. All you can do is hope you do everything you wanted to do or as much as you can. See the funny thing is that most people don't think someone would really type that much, thats why I'm different. Whats up is what I stated in the message, you feelin me?I like me a confident woman who knows what she wants and who ain't afraid to be a confident and honest woman. She can't play any childish games, she knows how to have fun and be serious when need be. I know how to respect a female with real love and honest. Just check my page out after you read this and you will see what I mean. If you're down for a real man than get at me with your number so we can talk. I only use myspace to meet people. Let me know what you're down with cuz I'm down for whatever, be real with me. Don't be afraid of giving your number out either, like I said I ain't like these other guys on here who try to spit some cheesy ass line to win you over so don't worry. Let me know how you feel/think when you read this iight. Hit me up asap. Name's Vaughn too. Oh and one more thing, know not to take this message to seriously. It's mainly about keeping my options open. It's like a request for anything kind of thing.
*Good lord…high maintenance much?!?!?!
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excuse me pretty lady, i dont know if you into black guys or not, but i was wondering if you wasnt busy later on today or tomorrow if we could get married real quick
*Sorry I only marry complete strangers on Tuesdays…and it’s Thursday…seems you missed the deadline…sad
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wow, damb, hot and fast just like a car! well i wish i can drive you!
*I hate you!
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your so sexy I think we should go to my bed and play a game
*Yup hate you too
saw your pics checked out your page u seem interesting but are you intrested or have you ever been in black guys i think so... from your smile i dont have any pics up currently but i would not let u down.... lol... but maybe in a few days i should in the meantime we can just talk if its okay with you if not i'll get the point.
*Did he just say my smile makes him believe I’m attracted to black men? Where is the correlation there????
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Hi. You sound great. I wear hammer pants, carry a fanny pack, am 4 foot tall and for work I am the guy they shoot out of cannons at the circus. Interested?haha kidding. Let's see. I'm 6'4", blue eyes, athletic build and am your not-so-typical work hard, play hard type. I'm well traveled and well educated. I'm heading out to walk my entourage of poodles in tutu's buttake a look. I hope to hear from you. Charles
*What a strange…strange sense of humor
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sweet. dj tiesto rules! when i used to dj i mixed his stuff all the time. have you ever caught him live?*No I’m pretty sure that’s kidnapping…not my cup of tea
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hey sexy whats up, do you love to go to partys calm or wild ones? do you love wearing high heeels and dressing up sexy and whats your aol aim or yahoo screen name hit me back?
*Creepy Mccreeperson here…
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HEY GIRL I TRIED TO SEEN U A FRIEND REQUEST BUT I DONT KNOW UR LAST NAME OR E-MAIL. MY NAME IS DOUG AND IM FROM NEWNAN GA. I WOULD LIKE TO BE UR FRIEND AND IM NOT TRYING TO FREAK U OUT. I HAVE A GIRL, BUT SHE KNOWS I HAVE FRIENDS ITS O. K. THANKS DOUG
*Yes but does she know you browse myspace to find new friends?
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I would love to know you better?????????????your smile ????????????jeff
*That’s a whole lot of question marks for someone who didn’t ask a question!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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HI gorgeous.. wats up.. i wanna kno u cuz u cut my eyes.. please reply back
*I cut his eyes? Is that a compliment or should I be apologizing?!?!
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Are you accepting new friends application at the moment?Regards,Mirza
*Only if you send me 3 personal references as well as 5 work related references. I’ll also need a blood and urine sample as to test for drugs and for the DNA test. Once you have that information I’ll review it with the board and we’ll decide if you’re a good candidate for friendship. The odds aren’t looking that great at the moment though.
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hi,shelby.beauty, u are!ure a pretty nice girl!im bill, a chinese, and wanna be ur friend,please add mehope u could travel to China this year, to beijing and to Guilin, and i could be ur guidelooking forward to ur reply!waiting for u...bill
*Uhhhh yea rain check
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hello,how are u? i like to be a friend of urs, and also am a new person in is place, so pls e_mail me so dat we can talk about life, let me tell somethings u dont konwn, so pls e_mail me so dat we can talk, tank u.
*How about I teach you some things you obviously don’t know…like the English language…we might get further in conversation if I thought you were capable of speaking it.
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you must get a lot of jerks on here trying to talk to you :-(
*Ding ding ding ding we have a winner….Tell him what he wins bob!
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megustaria ser tu amigo por que no tengo amigos estare esperando tu respuesta ok
*ok I know amigo and I know ok other than that this may be creepy or it may not…I have no idea so I put it on here just in case hehe
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“Well, after you get done reading the fifty emails from loser guys telling you that they’re newly divorced and looking for a job and a new wife, I wanted to send you something a little different. Amway’s, I’m 28, I’m happy, well-adjusted, and I have a refreshing abundance of personality. (I hope you like laughing a lot. I saw you like "Family Guy" in your profile, so I certainly hope so. )I thought you might make an interesting friend, so let’s talk and find out if getting a delicious cup of fun with me is better than dating old men from Tallahassee…. ” Brett
*I’ve never dated old men from Tallahassee, so the comparison would be kind of hard to make….although I do love a good cup of fun hehe
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How are u doing pretty? When I saw your pics my eyes was full of tears, my brain is spinning like an engine of a car running, my mouth and mind speechless. You are beautiful like an angel. I want u to kno that there is no pretty girls in this world who can attract me than u wow. Please reply .. I wanna kno u..
* I love making men cry…mwahaha
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You dont know me i was just chillin on the browse and seen your pic and thought that i would hit you up,, i didnt get to update my pics but if you see what you like then hola.. hope to see your response,,yeah im blk and italian
*If I see what I like? “You’re a sore for sight eyes!” It’s the backwards game!!!! Oh how fun!
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hey your picture kinda caught my eye, so i thought i would say hello... im relatively new to Alabama and just moved from Georgia, so I was just wantin to say hi and talk to somebody new! and this is sorta random, but i got a question for ya... im talkin to a girl - friend right now and she just dared me to do somethin... i got a pic of myself that she took (way back when we were goin out) of me in my boxer briefs and she don't think i will put it up in the pics on my page... so she dared me to do itu think i should take the dare and do it? by the way, we are over and everything... me and her
*Really?!?!? Really dude?!?!?
Monday, March 8, 2010
Second round up of emails
Since I got such praise over the first batch...here is the second roundup of crazy emails...don't worry I've got 600 pages of these and I'm only on page 50...Enjoy!!!
Hey,No you don't know me, and I'm hoping i can draw a distinct line between maintaining class but at the same time not coming across like the other creeps on here. In order to do this, I realize I have to write something unique, but to make it even easier just be honest. I really have nothing to lose so sometimes I figure it is a good thing to put yourself out on a limb. I'm hoping to God it doesn't snap lol. Life seems really complex sometimes but we overestimate the fact that if we really want something all we need to do is really ask but ask in a humble way. There are so many people out there that are really just afraid to ask so they never get what it is they are seeking. Am I a people person? Absolutely I love helping people work out problems and have always considered myself to be blessed, considering all the gifts I have recieved. I didn't get to this mindset or develop my personality living a peachy sheltered life either (though I was brought up in a very good family). I have learned that life is so short and doing the right things always left a lasting high more than anything tangible. No drug nor drink could ever bring me to the high I feel when I connect with someone and truly listen. Not to say I never got crunk and didnt ball out of control, but I had to leave that life behind to work my way to the top. Fun memories and the building of ones character is what I got from living that club life. God shined his light in the early grey of a hangover. I did this over and over expected different results. If you are into that I don't knock it, I just live my life for tomorrow as opposed to always being in the moment and concerned about feeling good. Life is a fight and the strong push through discomfort. If it wasn't rainy and cold some days would we really appreciate the feeling of the beach on a sunny day? I just moved to Atlanta from FL where I took part in the family business. Aside from getting my ass handed to me on a daily basis, I did a little growing and went through some of the hardest times of my life trying to live up to that expectation that I was somehow supposed to be the best at everything I did because of who I was. I decided to move back to civilization after a three year term at my grandfathers company and still have great ties to the company but needed a change in scenery. Something about the change of leaves and it not always being 60 degrees is really refreshing. Something just told me to come back to Atlanta, so I did and now you find this peculiar message in your inbox :> Life is random or so we think it is until we find greater purpose and meaning in the things that are for the most part overlooked on a daily basis. It has always been said that God is in the details. When I got sober I started seeing life through a much clearer lens and realized that my purpose being here goes further than just making money and amassing material possessions. It goes further than finding someone that I can take care of and that can love me just as I love them. Of course these are great things to live for, something I think we all want but the rabbit hole can go as deep as we look. No rabbit hole is not synonymous with Myspace but then again why not? I have been single for some time, not because I smell bad or have bad teeth (haha) but am looking to make a connection with someone that is caring, someone that knows what they want in life (for the most part) and someone that is open to having a relationship with a man that can be the ruler of men but at the same time love to cuddle on a rainy night and watch a movie. I am definitely an alpha male but dont live up to many shallow stereotypes of that label. I would love to think I have a little more substance than most because I have been through so much in my life and have become very strong through these hardships. Obviously I do not put any expectations on anything because that is one way to set yourself up for disappointment, but hey this is life and its full of it. The advantage is having a very good bullshit filter, so you don't have to spend your time sifting through weak links. I not only can be someone that is intimate and sweet, but a pillar of strength and hope when hard times or difficult situations come. I am not cocky or arrogant though people that don't know me might get that impression. Confidence is a positive thing and thats something that I am because I know what I bring to the table. I am not an angel but I work in the light as opposed to the other side. Here's the part where instinct really just plays a role. I myself am a very good judge of character even with a 5 minute phone call. I have so many things I am trying to change so I doubt I am, but I strive to wake up a better man with each passing day and I will say that I am very different than any other 24 year old male you might know. Despite coming across like a goody good, i will regretfully inform you that I was a bad ass at one time in my life but had to grow out of that thinking that I was somehow better and unique. Life is very funny in a way that you will go many different directions, some shortcuts, and others turn out to lead you in the complete opposite direction of where you are trying to go. The important thing is that you are thankful for every moment and just dont make the same mistakes 55 times. All in all I would not be the person today if i had not made so many mistakes but have come out with more gifts . To whom much is given, much is expected. It is a matter of acknowledging that we are blessed and have much to offer; then the next step is to give it away. I am not giving myself away, but i am writing you to put myself in a position to make you laugh with my jokes and funny ass sense of humor. I might come across like a goody good, please do not let this be the case because it definitally isn't. I possess balance like any good man should. Anyways, this is not a scam nor a mass email, I wrote this with the intention of you writing back. No i am not desperate to meet someone, but I figured it wouldnt hurt to get to know someone special. I hope you can take this into account when you read this and think it is too good to be true or you might just think i'm an idiot lol. Nevertheless you decide and hit me back! ______Justin_____
*Ok Someone else can read that and let me know if it says anything important….I got bored after the second line…..
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Dear...i really dont know how to express these buti want you to know that i like your profile and the nice word there and i will love to know more about you and see what future might turn to fate ....sorry i gotta go now and lastly am Said by name.Hope to read from you soon.* Icky*
whats up shelby? how are u doing cutie? im scottie, im from smyrna georgia... do u like shooting pool? would u want to maybe shot some pool somtime tomorrow my treat..
*No thanks
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hey i was just beening nice? i just wanted to see if u want to shot pool somtime?
*Are you questioning your niceness??? Oh and if I don’t reply you can probably just assume the answer is no!
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i am recently divorced looking to meet someone.
*Good luck with that
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You have quite the sticky-outy tongue. Or at least it seems to stick out a lot. Why does it DO that?I had a useless degree as well. I just couldn't get my philosophy shop off the ground to save my life. No one seems to want some good, high-quality philosophy these days, and it's quite a shame. It really is.
*I guess I had a bunch of pictures of me sticking out my tongue at one point?!?! And I’m not sure how psychology is a useless degree but whatever.
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Hey ShelbyLoved the rant about your name and the car. I bet you catch so much unwanted shit over that!ttylJoe
*yea…even the guys that don’t talk about my name somehow talk about my name….
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Hey, I was randomly browsing craig list; and you seemed awesome. Anyways, my short story... I am about to start my second year of law school at Emory. Anyways, how are you doing? what is your story?--Russell
*First of all you found me on myspace…secondly do you really browse Craigs list for women?!?!?!?
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what about the monkey that rides the dog at the dixie stampede? i feel for the dog because that can't be good for his ego.
*uh huh……okie dokie then, good talk
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hey hows it going? whats gas like there?
*It runs cars and lawnmowers…I believe some scooters as well! You’re welcome
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hey i would like toe friends plz.
*Hrmm sounds like a weird fetish thing…I’m not into that sorry!
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I believe you just might have the most amazing smile on this crazy ball of green and blue ..Hey, I'm waving my arms over here to get your attention..is it working? ;)C
*No…no it’s not
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hello shelby,how are you?do you think friendship?loves:)
* Do I think friendship what? Do I think friendship loves???
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Is it your eyes? Is it your smile? All I know is that you're driving me wild.It's okay to quote a song if I wrote it, right? ;)~ C
*No, not when it’s that corny
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*Then you have the persistent ones…..*
1)You really want to meet my mom?Super Troopers? The first 15 mins of that movie is probably in the Top 5 of all movies ever. Just reading it makes me laugh.Your profile is great by the way....Hit me back...
2)one more thing...not to blow you up or anything...but cupcake the kitten is outstanding. what the hell is the matter with that cat?and if you know anything about Stewie...there's only one episode that matters....over.
3)S,There is no way that cat is real.Which wallet is yours?
4)Tell you what...heading out to a "sports bar".If you want to join, txt me 678-777-1938. Use a code name though since I can't answer txts from people I don't know.Use Bad Motherfucker as your name...if you want to join. It was the name of the wallet.Or you can just stay in tonight and watch videos of Cupcake the kitten. By the way, Cupcake is photoshopped.
* Ok I had a video of a cat on my myspace and the cat’s name was cupcake…but what the hell is this wallet thing he keeps talking about?!?!?!
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HEY WAS UP MY NAME IS AARON AND I JUST MOVED TO ALPHARETTA AND IM TRYING TO MEET NEEW PEOPLE AND TRUST ME IM NOT GONNA SAY SHIT ABOUT YOUR NAME I GOT THE HINT BUT IF YOUR INTERESTED IN TALKING MAYBE GET TO KNOW ONE ANOTHER HIT ME UP
*Again…by saying your not going to say anything about my name…you are saying something about my name…and don’t yell at me!
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Your profile inspired this poem...A beautiful girl can make my heart shutter, a glimpse of her eyes would turn me to butter. A conversation with her would be like spreading that butter all over syrupy pancakes and all of the fruit toppings in the world wouldn't be enough to describe how sweet that would be.I know its korny but thats the best i could do lolI like the back porch photos the most ;)I hope to hear back from ya!xoxo
*You can never go wrong comparing a girl to butter on syrupy pancakes….what?!?!?!
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And, I'll clearly refrain from making comments about your name and in relation to the car, etc...Anyways, saw your profile... You are cute, seem cool... why are you still single? Lol... Okay, anyways, I live nearby... I'm actually in Roswell now. Always looking to meet new people. Just wanted to say hello and get a conversation going.Seems we have a lot of the same taste in movies. I love that silly shit. Have you seen "Anchorman" and "Talledega NIghts"... those are two of my favorites, as is "The Big Lebowski". Write back soon!
*Sigh…I give up….
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u should add me and i like ur name and it dont remind me of a car.
*OMG
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Hey you seemed interesting, but you can't be your friend. Well, I just wanted to say cool profile..Topher
*If you can’t be friends with yourself…who can you be friends with?!?!
Hey,No you don't know me, and I'm hoping i can draw a distinct line between maintaining class but at the same time not coming across like the other creeps on here. In order to do this, I realize I have to write something unique, but to make it even easier just be honest. I really have nothing to lose so sometimes I figure it is a good thing to put yourself out on a limb. I'm hoping to God it doesn't snap lol. Life seems really complex sometimes but we overestimate the fact that if we really want something all we need to do is really ask but ask in a humble way. There are so many people out there that are really just afraid to ask so they never get what it is they are seeking. Am I a people person? Absolutely I love helping people work out problems and have always considered myself to be blessed, considering all the gifts I have recieved. I didn't get to this mindset or develop my personality living a peachy sheltered life either (though I was brought up in a very good family). I have learned that life is so short and doing the right things always left a lasting high more than anything tangible. No drug nor drink could ever bring me to the high I feel when I connect with someone and truly listen. Not to say I never got crunk and didnt ball out of control, but I had to leave that life behind to work my way to the top. Fun memories and the building of ones character is what I got from living that club life. God shined his light in the early grey of a hangover. I did this over and over expected different results. If you are into that I don't knock it, I just live my life for tomorrow as opposed to always being in the moment and concerned about feeling good. Life is a fight and the strong push through discomfort. If it wasn't rainy and cold some days would we really appreciate the feeling of the beach on a sunny day? I just moved to Atlanta from FL where I took part in the family business. Aside from getting my ass handed to me on a daily basis, I did a little growing and went through some of the hardest times of my life trying to live up to that expectation that I was somehow supposed to be the best at everything I did because of who I was. I decided to move back to civilization after a three year term at my grandfathers company and still have great ties to the company but needed a change in scenery. Something about the change of leaves and it not always being 60 degrees is really refreshing. Something just told me to come back to Atlanta, so I did and now you find this peculiar message in your inbox :> Life is random or so we think it is until we find greater purpose and meaning in the things that are for the most part overlooked on a daily basis. It has always been said that God is in the details. When I got sober I started seeing life through a much clearer lens and realized that my purpose being here goes further than just making money and amassing material possessions. It goes further than finding someone that I can take care of and that can love me just as I love them. Of course these are great things to live for, something I think we all want but the rabbit hole can go as deep as we look. No rabbit hole is not synonymous with Myspace but then again why not? I have been single for some time, not because I smell bad or have bad teeth (haha) but am looking to make a connection with someone that is caring, someone that knows what they want in life (for the most part) and someone that is open to having a relationship with a man that can be the ruler of men but at the same time love to cuddle on a rainy night and watch a movie. I am definitely an alpha male but dont live up to many shallow stereotypes of that label. I would love to think I have a little more substance than most because I have been through so much in my life and have become very strong through these hardships. Obviously I do not put any expectations on anything because that is one way to set yourself up for disappointment, but hey this is life and its full of it. The advantage is having a very good bullshit filter, so you don't have to spend your time sifting through weak links. I not only can be someone that is intimate and sweet, but a pillar of strength and hope when hard times or difficult situations come. I am not cocky or arrogant though people that don't know me might get that impression. Confidence is a positive thing and thats something that I am because I know what I bring to the table. I am not an angel but I work in the light as opposed to the other side. Here's the part where instinct really just plays a role. I myself am a very good judge of character even with a 5 minute phone call. I have so many things I am trying to change so I doubt I am, but I strive to wake up a better man with each passing day and I will say that I am very different than any other 24 year old male you might know. Despite coming across like a goody good, i will regretfully inform you that I was a bad ass at one time in my life but had to grow out of that thinking that I was somehow better and unique. Life is very funny in a way that you will go many different directions, some shortcuts, and others turn out to lead you in the complete opposite direction of where you are trying to go. The important thing is that you are thankful for every moment and just dont make the same mistakes 55 times. All in all I would not be the person today if i had not made so many mistakes but have come out with more gifts . To whom much is given, much is expected. It is a matter of acknowledging that we are blessed and have much to offer; then the next step is to give it away. I am not giving myself away, but i am writing you to put myself in a position to make you laugh with my jokes and funny ass sense of humor. I might come across like a goody good, please do not let this be the case because it definitally isn't. I possess balance like any good man should. Anyways, this is not a scam nor a mass email, I wrote this with the intention of you writing back. No i am not desperate to meet someone, but I figured it wouldnt hurt to get to know someone special. I hope you can take this into account when you read this and think it is too good to be true or you might just think i'm an idiot lol. Nevertheless you decide and hit me back! ______Justin_____
*Ok Someone else can read that and let me know if it says anything important….I got bored after the second line…..
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Dear...i really dont know how to express these buti want you to know that i like your profile and the nice word there and i will love to know more about you and see what future might turn to fate ....sorry i gotta go now and lastly am Said by name.Hope to read from you soon.* Icky*
whats up shelby? how are u doing cutie? im scottie, im from smyrna georgia... do u like shooting pool? would u want to maybe shot some pool somtime tomorrow my treat..
*No thanks
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hey i was just beening nice? i just wanted to see if u want to shot pool somtime?
*Are you questioning your niceness??? Oh and if I don’t reply you can probably just assume the answer is no!
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i am recently divorced looking to meet someone.
*Good luck with that
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You have quite the sticky-outy tongue. Or at least it seems to stick out a lot. Why does it DO that?I had a useless degree as well. I just couldn't get my philosophy shop off the ground to save my life. No one seems to want some good, high-quality philosophy these days, and it's quite a shame. It really is.
*I guess I had a bunch of pictures of me sticking out my tongue at one point?!?! And I’m not sure how psychology is a useless degree but whatever.
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Hey ShelbyLoved the rant about your name and the car. I bet you catch so much unwanted shit over that!ttylJoe
*yea…even the guys that don’t talk about my name somehow talk about my name….
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Hey, I was randomly browsing craig list; and you seemed awesome. Anyways, my short story... I am about to start my second year of law school at Emory. Anyways, how are you doing? what is your story?--Russell
*First of all you found me on myspace…secondly do you really browse Craigs list for women?!?!?!?
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what about the monkey that rides the dog at the dixie stampede? i feel for the dog because that can't be good for his ego.
*uh huh……okie dokie then, good talk
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hey hows it going? whats gas like there?
*It runs cars and lawnmowers…I believe some scooters as well! You’re welcome
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hey i would like toe friends plz.
*Hrmm sounds like a weird fetish thing…I’m not into that sorry!
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I believe you just might have the most amazing smile on this crazy ball of green and blue ..Hey, I'm waving my arms over here to get your attention..is it working? ;)C
*No…no it’s not
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hello shelby,how are you?do you think friendship?loves:)
* Do I think friendship what? Do I think friendship loves???
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Is it your eyes? Is it your smile? All I know is that you're driving me wild.It's okay to quote a song if I wrote it, right? ;)~ C
*No, not when it’s that corny
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*Then you have the persistent ones…..*
1)You really want to meet my mom?Super Troopers? The first 15 mins of that movie is probably in the Top 5 of all movies ever. Just reading it makes me laugh.Your profile is great by the way....Hit me back...
2)one more thing...not to blow you up or anything...but cupcake the kitten is outstanding. what the hell is the matter with that cat?and if you know anything about Stewie...there's only one episode that matters....over.
3)S,There is no way that cat is real.Which wallet is yours?
4)Tell you what...heading out to a "sports bar".If you want to join, txt me 678-777-1938. Use a code name though since I can't answer txts from people I don't know.Use Bad Motherfucker as your name...if you want to join. It was the name of the wallet.Or you can just stay in tonight and watch videos of Cupcake the kitten. By the way, Cupcake is photoshopped.
* Ok I had a video of a cat on my myspace and the cat’s name was cupcake…but what the hell is this wallet thing he keeps talking about?!?!?!
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HEY WAS UP MY NAME IS AARON AND I JUST MOVED TO ALPHARETTA AND IM TRYING TO MEET NEEW PEOPLE AND TRUST ME IM NOT GONNA SAY SHIT ABOUT YOUR NAME I GOT THE HINT BUT IF YOUR INTERESTED IN TALKING MAYBE GET TO KNOW ONE ANOTHER HIT ME UP
*Again…by saying your not going to say anything about my name…you are saying something about my name…and don’t yell at me!
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Your profile inspired this poem...A beautiful girl can make my heart shutter, a glimpse of her eyes would turn me to butter. A conversation with her would be like spreading that butter all over syrupy pancakes and all of the fruit toppings in the world wouldn't be enough to describe how sweet that would be.I know its korny but thats the best i could do lolI like the back porch photos the most ;)I hope to hear back from ya!xoxo
*You can never go wrong comparing a girl to butter on syrupy pancakes….what?!?!?!
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And, I'll clearly refrain from making comments about your name and in relation to the car, etc...Anyways, saw your profile... You are cute, seem cool... why are you still single? Lol... Okay, anyways, I live nearby... I'm actually in Roswell now. Always looking to meet new people. Just wanted to say hello and get a conversation going.Seems we have a lot of the same taste in movies. I love that silly shit. Have you seen "Anchorman" and "Talledega NIghts"... those are two of my favorites, as is "The Big Lebowski". Write back soon!
*Sigh…I give up….
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u should add me and i like ur name and it dont remind me of a car.
*OMG
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Hey you seemed interesting, but you can't be your friend. Well, I just wanted to say cool profile..Topher
*If you can’t be friends with yourself…who can you be friends with?!?!
Friday, February 26, 2010
Lions, tigers, and Buffalo's?!?!
What the hell is up with Atlanta lately. First we have people seeing zebra's running down Martin Luther King drive...which by the way, that would have been AWESOME! Just imagine sitting at a coffee shop with a friend and looking over their shoulder,to see a Zebra running down the road with a swarm of cops chasing after him...I'm not sure if I would admit I had seen something like that at first. At least not until I got confirmation from others that, that actually just happened. But then today a Buffalo get's hit by a car on I-20... I'm not a zoo keeper or anything but seriously people, I think it's time to invest in some locks on your trailers!!! Just sayin.
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Creepy emails...
Back in the day when Myspace was relevant and my profile was public I used to receive alot of weird emails. After awhile I decided not to delete them and, instead to share them with the world. So for those who were never my friend on myspace while I had these posted...you're in for a treat!
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Wuz up Gorgeous, how are u doing? The sparkle in your eyes simply put the stars to shame. If you stand in front of a mirror with 11 roses, you'll see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world. Sweetness can be defined without honey. Fragrance can be defined without a rose, but beauty cannot be defined without you! You are sensationally beautiful
You are by far the most beautiful woman on myspace within 30 miles of Kennesaw :) Just thought you should know:)
*Thanks for the almost compliment*
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At last I found you. I am your prince. I have traveled great distances,and slain many dragons to find you.I hope you aren't disappointed. I hope i'm what you have hoped for. if,so....THEN HURRY UP....YOU DON'T WANT TO KEEP YOUR PRINCE WAITING.LOL
*all I can imagine is some dude still dressed up from his dragon ball z convention writing me this*
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You're so hot just like the Shelby Car. You must be from Tennessee... cause you're the only Ten I See. You look skinny in your profile picture just how I like it. Me and you should get it on. Or perhaps you’d rather go 160mph w/me on my Bike? Holla back you sexy thing. *Sigh*
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HI THERE MY SNOW WHITE I WOULD LIKE TO GET TO KNOW MY QUEEN
*You know this fairy tail thing is really cheesy…*
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hi there im rob from boston and i am comming to atlanta to visit my family i loved your pics and profile and was wondering if you wanted to chat,illl be in atlanta october 5th till the 8th and would love someone to hang out with
rob
well i like to party and i will be doing that with my brother thats who im visiting and im into anything and everything im italian single and have no responsibilitys execpt comming back to work after the weekend and i thought you would be fun to party with and whatever happens happens rob
*That’s rob lady’s and gentlemen….rob just in case you didn’t catch his name…rob*
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Your hotter than your car... I don't think I would want to drive I would just ride you...
*I’m shaking my head right now*
Joe Schmoe here......5.0, 5 speed? and a 5 Star attittude......bring it on.....want to post now and then some.......hot pics.......late....
*ummm…what*
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A NITE WIT MEI COME OVER YOUR CRIB JUST TO CHILL AN TALK BUT IN MY MIND I DONT WONT TO LEAVE SO I JUST PLAY THA PART BUT IN YOUR EYES I SEE YOU THINK LIKE I DO YOU WONT TO CHILL BUT IN THA SAME WAY I DO BOTH OF US ARE SCARED TO MAKE THA FIRST MOVE SO WE WATCH JUST TO BLOW OFF SOME TIME I SAY ITS TIME TO LEAVE YOU SAY ITS TO LATE SO SPEND THA NITE THIS TIME I WAS THINK TO MYSELF CAN THIS BE REAL IM THINKIN TO MYSELF I KNOW SHE FEEL THA WAY I FEEL I SAY CAN WE SHARE THA BED YOU WAS LIKE I DONT CARE I SAID CAN WE SHARE A KISS AN THINGS HEATED UP FROM THERE I KISS YOU FROM THA LEAVEIN ROOM TO YOUR BED ROOM YOU LAYED ON THA BED I KISS YOU ON YOUR FEET I KISSED YOU UP YOUR LEG I ENDED UP IN THA MIDDLE I LICK YOU JUST RITE I KNEW I WAS BECAUSE YOU GRIPED MY HEAD RITE YOU SAID DONT STOP AN I DIDNT MIND TO KEEP GOIN YOU TASTED JUST RITE AN YOU MADE NEW SCARS ON MY BACK YOU GRIP THA SHEETS AN BITE YOUR LIPS YOU TELL ME BOI TO TAKE THAT OTHER TRIP SO I CLIMB UP YOUR BODY AN I SLIP YOUR SHIRT OFF I KISS YOU ON YOUR BREAST YOU RUD ON MY NECK I CAN TELL ITS HEATING UP BECAUSE YOU BEGIN TO SWEAT YOU SAY YOU WONT ME AN I FEEL THA SAME YOU GET ME OUT MY CLOSE AN NOW THING BEGIN TO CHANGE YOU SAY GO DEEP AN THEN YOU GRAB THA OL 9 I GO SLOW SO I CAN MAKE YOUR BODY MINE YOU LIFT YOUR LEGS UP TO LET ME GET IN IT IM FEEL REAL GOOD I HOPE THIS HERE WOULD NEVER END I KISS YOU ON YOUR LIPS NOW WERE MAKIN LUV YOU SAY YOU WONT TO TAKE OVER SO NOW WE CHANGE POSTIONS YOUR ON TOP NOW BUT YOU DONT CONTROL THIS RIDE I GRIP YOUR ASS AN I PULL YOU CLOSE TO ME I KISS ON YOUR SHOULDERS THERES NO OTHER PLACE I RATHER BE YOU SAY LICK ME ONCE MORE SO I LET YOU RIDE MY FACE IT MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD PLUS I LIKE YOUR TASTE ITS MY TURN SO I FLIP YOU BODY OVER NOW I HIT IT FROM THA BACK I GRAB YOU ON YOU ASS NOW YOUR CUMMIN BACK 2 BACK 2 BACK YOU SAY DONT TAKE THIS FROM ME AN I FEEL JUST THA SAME THA WAY YOUR MAKIN ME FEEL YOU NEED TO HAVE MY LAST NAME WE MADE LOVE FOR 3 HOURS BUT IT FELT LIKE FOREVEA THEN WE LAYED THERE IN SILENCE AN JUST STARED AT EACH OTHER AN STARTED TO KISS AGAIN ROUND 2 SAMETHANG ALL OVER AGAIN.TELL ME WAHT YOU THANG ABOUT A NITE WIT ME
*No comment except wow really?*
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mmm i like that mustang of course ........wen u need a tune up holla or if u wanna ride write back........... *really?!?!?*
*The car refrences really never get old...no really haha*
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I'm the meanest pirate on the open seas. I eat garbage for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and yes, it gives me indigestion.I hate kittens too and I eat them for desert, the antioxidents are good for me spleen.I wear a patch on one eye because I got in a fist fight with a giant squid, it sucked me eye out with its large tentacles, but not before I snagged its beak!I know what you're thinkin, "Is he gonna make me walk the plank?", the answer is... indeed.Your days are numbered missy!Wanna go on a date sometime?
*Oh well since you put it THAT way…no*
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So what do you think of my pics hun? I wanna lick your belly :)
*WOW….WHAT?!?!*
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How dare you not respond! Your fired and banned from the movie theaters until the next full moon, and no more wearing your wonder woman outfits on the weekends! BAM! GROUNDED!
*ummmm ok*
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Nice nickname, you are one of those fast women aren't you? Gotta watch out for those. And for bad spelling from college grads (puzzeling?) You're not paying me to be your editor though, but that one I'll give you on the house. I won't be so easy on you at pool though. What are three things about you that would make me want to get to know you better? Later.Scott *Are you fucking serious!??! You insult me not once but twice in a matter of two sentences and THEN you want ME to tell YOU why YOU would want to get to know ME???…ASS!*
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HELLO SHEIBY GT DEAR HOW ARE YOU I HOPE U ARE IN GOOD CONDITTION OF HEALTH AND I HOPE THAT U ARE FIILING FINE LIKE I DO HERE AND I WILL LIKE TO TELL U THAT I SAW UR PIC ON MYSPACE SITE AND I WAS SO HAPPY TO TELL U THAT I LOVE U SO MUCH AND I THINK THAT U WILL BE MINE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE IF U CAN ALLOW ME TO COME INTO UR LIFE I WILL LIKE TO HAPPY WITH U MY NAME IS JAMES MORGAN LIVING IN LONDON I DO LIVE ALSO IN MARYLAND IN USA IF I COME THERE AND I WORK WITH NARMADA TEXTILES COMPANY IN LONDON AND OUR COMPANY IS IN USA ALSO I DO COME TO USA FOR THE INSPERCTTING OF THE COMPANY OVER THERE THAT IS WHAT MAKE ME COME TO USA EVRY WEEKEND WELL IF U LOVE ME PLS REPLY ME BACK FROM MORGAN JAMES UR LOVE OK I PROMISE U THAT U WILL SEE ME BY THIS WEEKEND SO THAT THINGS WILL BE OK FOR US
*You would like to “happy with me?” Hahahah AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*
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well my name is mikko and im from minnesota now living in sandysprings,ga. very bored with out any friends down here hope you dont mind a handsome strong young brother on your side as a friend i do work at publix dont go out anymore because i stop drinking so i get nervous when i get on the dance floor but if you would like to talk please feel free to send me a nice email?
*Wait....what?*
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Wuz up Gorgeous, how are u doing? The sparkle in your eyes simply put the stars to shame. If you stand in front of a mirror with 11 roses, you'll see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world. Sweetness can be defined without honey. Fragrance can be defined without a rose, but beauty cannot be defined without you! You are sensationally beautiful
You are by far the most beautiful woman on myspace within 30 miles of Kennesaw :) Just thought you should know:)
*Thanks for the almost compliment*
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At last I found you. I am your prince. I have traveled great distances,and slain many dragons to find you.I hope you aren't disappointed. I hope i'm what you have hoped for. if,so....THEN HURRY UP....YOU DON'T WANT TO KEEP YOUR PRINCE WAITING.LOL
*all I can imagine is some dude still dressed up from his dragon ball z convention writing me this*
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You're so hot just like the Shelby Car. You must be from Tennessee... cause you're the only Ten I See. You look skinny in your profile picture just how I like it. Me and you should get it on. Or perhaps you’d rather go 160mph w/me on my Bike? Holla back you sexy thing. *Sigh*
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HI THERE MY SNOW WHITE I WOULD LIKE TO GET TO KNOW MY QUEEN
*You know this fairy tail thing is really cheesy…*
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hi there im rob from boston and i am comming to atlanta to visit my family i loved your pics and profile and was wondering if you wanted to chat,illl be in atlanta october 5th till the 8th and would love someone to hang out with
rob
well i like to party and i will be doing that with my brother thats who im visiting and im into anything and everything im italian single and have no responsibilitys execpt comming back to work after the weekend and i thought you would be fun to party with and whatever happens happens rob
*That’s rob lady’s and gentlemen….rob just in case you didn’t catch his name…rob*
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Your hotter than your car... I don't think I would want to drive I would just ride you...
*I’m shaking my head right now*
Joe Schmoe here......5.0, 5 speed? and a 5 Star attittude......bring it on.....want to post now and then some.......hot pics.......late....
*ummm…what*
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A NITE WIT MEI COME OVER YOUR CRIB JUST TO CHILL AN TALK BUT IN MY MIND I DONT WONT TO LEAVE SO I JUST PLAY THA PART BUT IN YOUR EYES I SEE YOU THINK LIKE I DO YOU WONT TO CHILL BUT IN THA SAME WAY I DO BOTH OF US ARE SCARED TO MAKE THA FIRST MOVE SO WE WATCH JUST TO BLOW OFF SOME TIME I SAY ITS TIME TO LEAVE YOU SAY ITS TO LATE SO SPEND THA NITE THIS TIME I WAS THINK TO MYSELF CAN THIS BE REAL IM THINKIN TO MYSELF I KNOW SHE FEEL THA WAY I FEEL I SAY CAN WE SHARE THA BED YOU WAS LIKE I DONT CARE I SAID CAN WE SHARE A KISS AN THINGS HEATED UP FROM THERE I KISS YOU FROM THA LEAVEIN ROOM TO YOUR BED ROOM YOU LAYED ON THA BED I KISS YOU ON YOUR FEET I KISSED YOU UP YOUR LEG I ENDED UP IN THA MIDDLE I LICK YOU JUST RITE I KNEW I WAS BECAUSE YOU GRIPED MY HEAD RITE YOU SAID DONT STOP AN I DIDNT MIND TO KEEP GOIN YOU TASTED JUST RITE AN YOU MADE NEW SCARS ON MY BACK YOU GRIP THA SHEETS AN BITE YOUR LIPS YOU TELL ME BOI TO TAKE THAT OTHER TRIP SO I CLIMB UP YOUR BODY AN I SLIP YOUR SHIRT OFF I KISS YOU ON YOUR BREAST YOU RUD ON MY NECK I CAN TELL ITS HEATING UP BECAUSE YOU BEGIN TO SWEAT YOU SAY YOU WONT ME AN I FEEL THA SAME YOU GET ME OUT MY CLOSE AN NOW THING BEGIN TO CHANGE YOU SAY GO DEEP AN THEN YOU GRAB THA OL 9 I GO SLOW SO I CAN MAKE YOUR BODY MINE YOU LIFT YOUR LEGS UP TO LET ME GET IN IT IM FEEL REAL GOOD I HOPE THIS HERE WOULD NEVER END I KISS YOU ON YOUR LIPS NOW WERE MAKIN LUV YOU SAY YOU WONT TO TAKE OVER SO NOW WE CHANGE POSTIONS YOUR ON TOP NOW BUT YOU DONT CONTROL THIS RIDE I GRIP YOUR ASS AN I PULL YOU CLOSE TO ME I KISS ON YOUR SHOULDERS THERES NO OTHER PLACE I RATHER BE YOU SAY LICK ME ONCE MORE SO I LET YOU RIDE MY FACE IT MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD PLUS I LIKE YOUR TASTE ITS MY TURN SO I FLIP YOU BODY OVER NOW I HIT IT FROM THA BACK I GRAB YOU ON YOU ASS NOW YOUR CUMMIN BACK 2 BACK 2 BACK YOU SAY DONT TAKE THIS FROM ME AN I FEEL JUST THA SAME THA WAY YOUR MAKIN ME FEEL YOU NEED TO HAVE MY LAST NAME WE MADE LOVE FOR 3 HOURS BUT IT FELT LIKE FOREVEA THEN WE LAYED THERE IN SILENCE AN JUST STARED AT EACH OTHER AN STARTED TO KISS AGAIN ROUND 2 SAMETHANG ALL OVER AGAIN.TELL ME WAHT YOU THANG ABOUT A NITE WIT ME
*No comment except wow really?*
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mmm i like that mustang of course ........wen u need a tune up holla or if u wanna ride write back........... *really?!?!?*
*The car refrences really never get old...no really haha*
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I'm the meanest pirate on the open seas. I eat garbage for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and yes, it gives me indigestion.I hate kittens too and I eat them for desert, the antioxidents are good for me spleen.I wear a patch on one eye because I got in a fist fight with a giant squid, it sucked me eye out with its large tentacles, but not before I snagged its beak!I know what you're thinkin, "Is he gonna make me walk the plank?", the answer is... indeed.Your days are numbered missy!Wanna go on a date sometime?
*Oh well since you put it THAT way…no*
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So what do you think of my pics hun? I wanna lick your belly :)
*WOW….WHAT?!?!*
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How dare you not respond! Your fired and banned from the movie theaters until the next full moon, and no more wearing your wonder woman outfits on the weekends! BAM! GROUNDED!
*ummmm ok*
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Nice nickname, you are one of those fast women aren't you? Gotta watch out for those. And for bad spelling from college grads (puzzeling?) You're not paying me to be your editor though, but that one I'll give you on the house. I won't be so easy on you at pool though. What are three things about you that would make me want to get to know you better? Later.Scott *Are you fucking serious!??! You insult me not once but twice in a matter of two sentences and THEN you want ME to tell YOU why YOU would want to get to know ME???…ASS!*
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HELLO SHEIBY GT DEAR HOW ARE YOU I HOPE U ARE IN GOOD CONDITTION OF HEALTH AND I HOPE THAT U ARE FIILING FINE LIKE I DO HERE AND I WILL LIKE TO TELL U THAT I SAW UR PIC ON MYSPACE SITE AND I WAS SO HAPPY TO TELL U THAT I LOVE U SO MUCH AND I THINK THAT U WILL BE MINE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE IF U CAN ALLOW ME TO COME INTO UR LIFE I WILL LIKE TO HAPPY WITH U MY NAME IS JAMES MORGAN LIVING IN LONDON I DO LIVE ALSO IN MARYLAND IN USA IF I COME THERE AND I WORK WITH NARMADA TEXTILES COMPANY IN LONDON AND OUR COMPANY IS IN USA ALSO I DO COME TO USA FOR THE INSPERCTTING OF THE COMPANY OVER THERE THAT IS WHAT MAKE ME COME TO USA EVRY WEEKEND WELL IF U LOVE ME PLS REPLY ME BACK FROM MORGAN JAMES UR LOVE OK I PROMISE U THAT U WILL SEE ME BY THIS WEEKEND SO THAT THINGS WILL BE OK FOR US
*You would like to “happy with me?” Hahahah AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*
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well my name is mikko and im from minnesota now living in sandysprings,ga. very bored with out any friends down here hope you dont mind a handsome strong young brother on your side as a friend i do work at publix dont go out anymore because i stop drinking so i get nervous when i get on the dance floor but if you would like to talk please feel free to send me a nice email?
*Wait....what?*
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