Friday, February 26, 2010
Lions, tigers, and Buffalo's?!?!
What the hell is up with Atlanta lately. First we have people seeing zebra's running down Martin Luther King drive...which by the way, that would have been AWESOME! Just imagine sitting at a coffee shop with a friend and looking over their shoulder,to see a Zebra running down the road with a swarm of cops chasing after him...I'm not sure if I would admit I had seen something like that at first. At least not until I got confirmation from others that, that actually just happened. But then today a Buffalo get's hit by a car on I-20... I'm not a zoo keeper or anything but seriously people, I think it's time to invest in some locks on your trailers!!! Just sayin.
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Creepy emails...
Back in the day when Myspace was relevant and my profile was public I used to receive alot of weird emails. After awhile I decided not to delete them and, instead to share them with the world. So for those who were never my friend on myspace while I had these posted...you're in for a treat!
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Wuz up Gorgeous, how are u doing? The sparkle in your eyes simply put the stars to shame. If you stand in front of a mirror with 11 roses, you'll see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world. Sweetness can be defined without honey. Fragrance can be defined without a rose, but beauty cannot be defined without you! You are sensationally beautiful
You are by far the most beautiful woman on myspace within 30 miles of Kennesaw :) Just thought you should know:)
*Thanks for the almost compliment*
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At last I found you. I am your prince. I have traveled great distances,and slain many dragons to find you.I hope you aren't disappointed. I hope i'm what you have hoped for. if,so....THEN HURRY UP....YOU DON'T WANT TO KEEP YOUR PRINCE WAITING.LOL
*all I can imagine is some dude still dressed up from his dragon ball z convention writing me this*
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You're so hot just like the Shelby Car. You must be from Tennessee... cause you're the only Ten I See. You look skinny in your profile picture just how I like it. Me and you should get it on. Or perhaps you’d rather go 160mph w/me on my Bike? Holla back you sexy thing. *Sigh*
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HI THERE MY SNOW WHITE I WOULD LIKE TO GET TO KNOW MY QUEEN
*You know this fairy tail thing is really cheesy…*
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hi there im rob from boston and i am comming to atlanta to visit my family i loved your pics and profile and was wondering if you wanted to chat,illl be in atlanta october 5th till the 8th and would love someone to hang out with
rob
well i like to party and i will be doing that with my brother thats who im visiting and im into anything and everything im italian single and have no responsibilitys execpt comming back to work after the weekend and i thought you would be fun to party with and whatever happens happens rob
*That’s rob lady’s and gentlemen….rob just in case you didn’t catch his name…rob*
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Your hotter than your car... I don't think I would want to drive I would just ride you...
*I’m shaking my head right now*
Joe Schmoe here......5.0, 5 speed? and a 5 Star attittude......bring it on.....want to post now and then some.......hot pics.......late....
*ummm…what*
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A NITE WIT MEI COME OVER YOUR CRIB JUST TO CHILL AN TALK BUT IN MY MIND I DONT WONT TO LEAVE SO I JUST PLAY THA PART BUT IN YOUR EYES I SEE YOU THINK LIKE I DO YOU WONT TO CHILL BUT IN THA SAME WAY I DO BOTH OF US ARE SCARED TO MAKE THA FIRST MOVE SO WE WATCH JUST TO BLOW OFF SOME TIME I SAY ITS TIME TO LEAVE YOU SAY ITS TO LATE SO SPEND THA NITE THIS TIME I WAS THINK TO MYSELF CAN THIS BE REAL IM THINKIN TO MYSELF I KNOW SHE FEEL THA WAY I FEEL I SAY CAN WE SHARE THA BED YOU WAS LIKE I DONT CARE I SAID CAN WE SHARE A KISS AN THINGS HEATED UP FROM THERE I KISS YOU FROM THA LEAVEIN ROOM TO YOUR BED ROOM YOU LAYED ON THA BED I KISS YOU ON YOUR FEET I KISSED YOU UP YOUR LEG I ENDED UP IN THA MIDDLE I LICK YOU JUST RITE I KNEW I WAS BECAUSE YOU GRIPED MY HEAD RITE YOU SAID DONT STOP AN I DIDNT MIND TO KEEP GOIN YOU TASTED JUST RITE AN YOU MADE NEW SCARS ON MY BACK YOU GRIP THA SHEETS AN BITE YOUR LIPS YOU TELL ME BOI TO TAKE THAT OTHER TRIP SO I CLIMB UP YOUR BODY AN I SLIP YOUR SHIRT OFF I KISS YOU ON YOUR BREAST YOU RUD ON MY NECK I CAN TELL ITS HEATING UP BECAUSE YOU BEGIN TO SWEAT YOU SAY YOU WONT ME AN I FEEL THA SAME YOU GET ME OUT MY CLOSE AN NOW THING BEGIN TO CHANGE YOU SAY GO DEEP AN THEN YOU GRAB THA OL 9 I GO SLOW SO I CAN MAKE YOUR BODY MINE YOU LIFT YOUR LEGS UP TO LET ME GET IN IT IM FEEL REAL GOOD I HOPE THIS HERE WOULD NEVER END I KISS YOU ON YOUR LIPS NOW WERE MAKIN LUV YOU SAY YOU WONT TO TAKE OVER SO NOW WE CHANGE POSTIONS YOUR ON TOP NOW BUT YOU DONT CONTROL THIS RIDE I GRIP YOUR ASS AN I PULL YOU CLOSE TO ME I KISS ON YOUR SHOULDERS THERES NO OTHER PLACE I RATHER BE YOU SAY LICK ME ONCE MORE SO I LET YOU RIDE MY FACE IT MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD PLUS I LIKE YOUR TASTE ITS MY TURN SO I FLIP YOU BODY OVER NOW I HIT IT FROM THA BACK I GRAB YOU ON YOU ASS NOW YOUR CUMMIN BACK 2 BACK 2 BACK YOU SAY DONT TAKE THIS FROM ME AN I FEEL JUST THA SAME THA WAY YOUR MAKIN ME FEEL YOU NEED TO HAVE MY LAST NAME WE MADE LOVE FOR 3 HOURS BUT IT FELT LIKE FOREVEA THEN WE LAYED THERE IN SILENCE AN JUST STARED AT EACH OTHER AN STARTED TO KISS AGAIN ROUND 2 SAMETHANG ALL OVER AGAIN.TELL ME WAHT YOU THANG ABOUT A NITE WIT ME
*No comment except wow really?*
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mmm i like that mustang of course ........wen u need a tune up holla or if u wanna ride write back........... *really?!?!?*
*The car refrences really never get old...no really haha*
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I'm the meanest pirate on the open seas. I eat garbage for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and yes, it gives me indigestion.I hate kittens too and I eat them for desert, the antioxidents are good for me spleen.I wear a patch on one eye because I got in a fist fight with a giant squid, it sucked me eye out with its large tentacles, but not before I snagged its beak!I know what you're thinkin, "Is he gonna make me walk the plank?", the answer is... indeed.Your days are numbered missy!Wanna go on a date sometime?
*Oh well since you put it THAT way…no*
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So what do you think of my pics hun? I wanna lick your belly :)
*WOW….WHAT?!?!*
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How dare you not respond! Your fired and banned from the movie theaters until the next full moon, and no more wearing your wonder woman outfits on the weekends! BAM! GROUNDED!
*ummmm ok*
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Nice nickname, you are one of those fast women aren't you? Gotta watch out for those. And for bad spelling from college grads (puzzeling?) You're not paying me to be your editor though, but that one I'll give you on the house. I won't be so easy on you at pool though. What are three things about you that would make me want to get to know you better? Later.Scott *Are you fucking serious!??! You insult me not once but twice in a matter of two sentences and THEN you want ME to tell YOU why YOU would want to get to know ME???…ASS!*
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HELLO SHEIBY GT DEAR HOW ARE YOU I HOPE U ARE IN GOOD CONDITTION OF HEALTH AND I HOPE THAT U ARE FIILING FINE LIKE I DO HERE AND I WILL LIKE TO TELL U THAT I SAW UR PIC ON MYSPACE SITE AND I WAS SO HAPPY TO TELL U THAT I LOVE U SO MUCH AND I THINK THAT U WILL BE MINE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE IF U CAN ALLOW ME TO COME INTO UR LIFE I WILL LIKE TO HAPPY WITH U MY NAME IS JAMES MORGAN LIVING IN LONDON I DO LIVE ALSO IN MARYLAND IN USA IF I COME THERE AND I WORK WITH NARMADA TEXTILES COMPANY IN LONDON AND OUR COMPANY IS IN USA ALSO I DO COME TO USA FOR THE INSPERCTTING OF THE COMPANY OVER THERE THAT IS WHAT MAKE ME COME TO USA EVRY WEEKEND WELL IF U LOVE ME PLS REPLY ME BACK FROM MORGAN JAMES UR LOVE OK I PROMISE U THAT U WILL SEE ME BY THIS WEEKEND SO THAT THINGS WILL BE OK FOR US
*You would like to “happy with me?” Hahahah AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*
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well my name is mikko and im from minnesota now living in sandysprings,ga. very bored with out any friends down here hope you dont mind a handsome strong young brother on your side as a friend i do work at publix dont go out anymore because i stop drinking so i get nervous when i get on the dance floor but if you would like to talk please feel free to send me a nice email?
*Wait....what?*
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Wuz up Gorgeous, how are u doing? The sparkle in your eyes simply put the stars to shame. If you stand in front of a mirror with 11 roses, you'll see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world. Sweetness can be defined without honey. Fragrance can be defined without a rose, but beauty cannot be defined without you! You are sensationally beautiful
You are by far the most beautiful woman on myspace within 30 miles of Kennesaw :) Just thought you should know:)
*Thanks for the almost compliment*
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At last I found you. I am your prince. I have traveled great distances,and slain many dragons to find you.I hope you aren't disappointed. I hope i'm what you have hoped for. if,so....THEN HURRY UP....YOU DON'T WANT TO KEEP YOUR PRINCE WAITING.LOL
*all I can imagine is some dude still dressed up from his dragon ball z convention writing me this*
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You're so hot just like the Shelby Car. You must be from Tennessee... cause you're the only Ten I See. You look skinny in your profile picture just how I like it. Me and you should get it on. Or perhaps you’d rather go 160mph w/me on my Bike? Holla back you sexy thing. *Sigh*
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HI THERE MY SNOW WHITE I WOULD LIKE TO GET TO KNOW MY QUEEN
*You know this fairy tail thing is really cheesy…*
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hi there im rob from boston and i am comming to atlanta to visit my family i loved your pics and profile and was wondering if you wanted to chat,illl be in atlanta october 5th till the 8th and would love someone to hang out with
rob
well i like to party and i will be doing that with my brother thats who im visiting and im into anything and everything im italian single and have no responsibilitys execpt comming back to work after the weekend and i thought you would be fun to party with and whatever happens happens rob
*That’s rob lady’s and gentlemen….rob just in case you didn’t catch his name…rob*
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Your hotter than your car... I don't think I would want to drive I would just ride you...
*I’m shaking my head right now*
Joe Schmoe here......5.0, 5 speed? and a 5 Star attittude......bring it on.....want to post now and then some.......hot pics.......late....
*ummm…what*
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A NITE WIT MEI COME OVER YOUR CRIB JUST TO CHILL AN TALK BUT IN MY MIND I DONT WONT TO LEAVE SO I JUST PLAY THA PART BUT IN YOUR EYES I SEE YOU THINK LIKE I DO YOU WONT TO CHILL BUT IN THA SAME WAY I DO BOTH OF US ARE SCARED TO MAKE THA FIRST MOVE SO WE WATCH JUST TO BLOW OFF SOME TIME I SAY ITS TIME TO LEAVE YOU SAY ITS TO LATE SO SPEND THA NITE THIS TIME I WAS THINK TO MYSELF CAN THIS BE REAL IM THINKIN TO MYSELF I KNOW SHE FEEL THA WAY I FEEL I SAY CAN WE SHARE THA BED YOU WAS LIKE I DONT CARE I SAID CAN WE SHARE A KISS AN THINGS HEATED UP FROM THERE I KISS YOU FROM THA LEAVEIN ROOM TO YOUR BED ROOM YOU LAYED ON THA BED I KISS YOU ON YOUR FEET I KISSED YOU UP YOUR LEG I ENDED UP IN THA MIDDLE I LICK YOU JUST RITE I KNEW I WAS BECAUSE YOU GRIPED MY HEAD RITE YOU SAID DONT STOP AN I DIDNT MIND TO KEEP GOIN YOU TASTED JUST RITE AN YOU MADE NEW SCARS ON MY BACK YOU GRIP THA SHEETS AN BITE YOUR LIPS YOU TELL ME BOI TO TAKE THAT OTHER TRIP SO I CLIMB UP YOUR BODY AN I SLIP YOUR SHIRT OFF I KISS YOU ON YOUR BREAST YOU RUD ON MY NECK I CAN TELL ITS HEATING UP BECAUSE YOU BEGIN TO SWEAT YOU SAY YOU WONT ME AN I FEEL THA SAME YOU GET ME OUT MY CLOSE AN NOW THING BEGIN TO CHANGE YOU SAY GO DEEP AN THEN YOU GRAB THA OL 9 I GO SLOW SO I CAN MAKE YOUR BODY MINE YOU LIFT YOUR LEGS UP TO LET ME GET IN IT IM FEEL REAL GOOD I HOPE THIS HERE WOULD NEVER END I KISS YOU ON YOUR LIPS NOW WERE MAKIN LUV YOU SAY YOU WONT TO TAKE OVER SO NOW WE CHANGE POSTIONS YOUR ON TOP NOW BUT YOU DONT CONTROL THIS RIDE I GRIP YOUR ASS AN I PULL YOU CLOSE TO ME I KISS ON YOUR SHOULDERS THERES NO OTHER PLACE I RATHER BE YOU SAY LICK ME ONCE MORE SO I LET YOU RIDE MY FACE IT MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD PLUS I LIKE YOUR TASTE ITS MY TURN SO I FLIP YOU BODY OVER NOW I HIT IT FROM THA BACK I GRAB YOU ON YOU ASS NOW YOUR CUMMIN BACK 2 BACK 2 BACK YOU SAY DONT TAKE THIS FROM ME AN I FEEL JUST THA SAME THA WAY YOUR MAKIN ME FEEL YOU NEED TO HAVE MY LAST NAME WE MADE LOVE FOR 3 HOURS BUT IT FELT LIKE FOREVEA THEN WE LAYED THERE IN SILENCE AN JUST STARED AT EACH OTHER AN STARTED TO KISS AGAIN ROUND 2 SAMETHANG ALL OVER AGAIN.TELL ME WAHT YOU THANG ABOUT A NITE WIT ME
*No comment except wow really?*
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mmm i like that mustang of course ........wen u need a tune up holla or if u wanna ride write back........... *really?!?!?*
*The car refrences really never get old...no really haha*
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I'm the meanest pirate on the open seas. I eat garbage for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and yes, it gives me indigestion.I hate kittens too and I eat them for desert, the antioxidents are good for me spleen.I wear a patch on one eye because I got in a fist fight with a giant squid, it sucked me eye out with its large tentacles, but not before I snagged its beak!I know what you're thinkin, "Is he gonna make me walk the plank?", the answer is... indeed.Your days are numbered missy!Wanna go on a date sometime?
*Oh well since you put it THAT way…no*
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So what do you think of my pics hun? I wanna lick your belly :)
*WOW….WHAT?!?!*
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How dare you not respond! Your fired and banned from the movie theaters until the next full moon, and no more wearing your wonder woman outfits on the weekends! BAM! GROUNDED!
*ummmm ok*
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Nice nickname, you are one of those fast women aren't you? Gotta watch out for those. And for bad spelling from college grads (puzzeling?) You're not paying me to be your editor though, but that one I'll give you on the house. I won't be so easy on you at pool though. What are three things about you that would make me want to get to know you better? Later.Scott *Are you fucking serious!??! You insult me not once but twice in a matter of two sentences and THEN you want ME to tell YOU why YOU would want to get to know ME???…ASS!*
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HELLO SHEIBY GT DEAR HOW ARE YOU I HOPE U ARE IN GOOD CONDITTION OF HEALTH AND I HOPE THAT U ARE FIILING FINE LIKE I DO HERE AND I WILL LIKE TO TELL U THAT I SAW UR PIC ON MYSPACE SITE AND I WAS SO HAPPY TO TELL U THAT I LOVE U SO MUCH AND I THINK THAT U WILL BE MINE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE IF U CAN ALLOW ME TO COME INTO UR LIFE I WILL LIKE TO HAPPY WITH U MY NAME IS JAMES MORGAN LIVING IN LONDON I DO LIVE ALSO IN MARYLAND IN USA IF I COME THERE AND I WORK WITH NARMADA TEXTILES COMPANY IN LONDON AND OUR COMPANY IS IN USA ALSO I DO COME TO USA FOR THE INSPERCTTING OF THE COMPANY OVER THERE THAT IS WHAT MAKE ME COME TO USA EVRY WEEKEND WELL IF U LOVE ME PLS REPLY ME BACK FROM MORGAN JAMES UR LOVE OK I PROMISE U THAT U WILL SEE ME BY THIS WEEKEND SO THAT THINGS WILL BE OK FOR US
*You would like to “happy with me?” Hahahah AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*
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well my name is mikko and im from minnesota now living in sandysprings,ga. very bored with out any friends down here hope you dont mind a handsome strong young brother on your side as a friend i do work at publix dont go out anymore because i stop drinking so i get nervous when i get on the dance floor but if you would like to talk please feel free to send me a nice email?
*Wait....what?*
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